My First Post

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Halbert W. Jalikeakek, a vice president here at Cowcope. Like many of you, I started out from humble beginnings. With skill, luck, and my inate intelligence, I was able to work my way up all the way to the position of Chief Operating Officer and Vice President. I know that many people out there feel that corporate executives are overpaid, underworked, corrupt, and earn their livings on the backs of little peons that they crush in their wake. I'm here to assure you that this is not true. Why just today, as I was washing my hands in the sink with 12 squirts of soap and 10 back and forth motions, the janitor walked in. Even though he broke my count, I did not get mad. I acknowledged that he was a working joe just like me and even took the time to wipe down the counter for him in a counterclock wise motion 5 times. And when I opened the door with my used towel, I made a point to comment on how sanitary my executive bathroom has been these days. I just started doing this thing the kids call "blogging" recently and have found it therapeutic. My first experience with blogging came from an unfortunate experience I had recently with an employee that I'll call Eddie B. Feldstein the III. Eddie had been with the company for 13 years. One day, while doing my quarterly check of my employees credit records and googling them to make sure they didn't have any hidden skeletons in the closet, I uncovered that Eddie had been writing a blog called Life at Cowturd. His terrible attacks on the company that had put food on the table for him and his seven kids was absolutely terrible. I fired him on the spot. So, to encourage my employees to post valuable information about the company, I decided to start my own "blog". Here is my first entry. I'm hoping that you will see we corporate executives are just like you, only with a bigger bank account.